I'm a poet. I know it. Hope I don't blow it.

Helen says

Helen says emo has no balls.
Helen says emo has no balls.
Helen says emo has no balls.
Helen says emo has no balls.
Helen says emo has no
Helen says emo has no
helen says emo has no
BALLS!

imagine a skinny geek slamming a cheap Japanese, sorry inexpensively aquired fine quality copy of something cool guitar turned up way past ten on the toobular amplitude scale and screaming gravel throated bloody murder and having his way with the one chord or chordless progression that you might find in the almighty "E". For variety you could sing it in different styles for every line while continuing to give Lou Reed like attention to that "E" chord.

this one's for a friend. I hope you get the joke.