The Korps - Hello World (Gulcher 427)

Here we go, Kenne and Ken's big adventure. You've heard tell of that there sophomoric songwriting and your dry humping testosterone fueled pseudo intelligent six-string gun slinging? Well, padnah, gussy on up to this fecal matter. These guys are FRESHMEN. They ain't EVEN real sophomores yet, barely shaving and oh my dog, the wonderfullness. It's all here, everything you need.

You can throw away the chord book, put the Thesaurus back on the shelf, you won't be needin' any of those intellectual bull chippies. You won't need nothin' but your two-tone dancin' shoes. No, I am NOT talking about Janet Jackson, I'm talking about a flatlander college kid with a 220 solid copper conductor running up his bung with the juice applied. Nothing fancy, just bare live wires.

If you're wanting to get a little fried brains with your eggs like they used to do it at the old Truck Stop up on highway number one get yourself a slice of this. Stick this retro rock 'n' roll masterwork in your oh so cool iPod. Alright, let's give it to 'em right now. Go to E, then to D, back to A.